Blend in. Stand out. Know the difference.
Straight Act
Survival
Convention
A Practical Weekend Guide to
Acting Straight in Any Situation
Better Conversations. Right Signals.
Zero Suspicion.
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Today!
April 10-12, 2026
Friday - Sunday
Washington, DC
The George Washington University
Washington, DC 20052
Convention Highlights
Hands-on workshops & live role-play scenarios
Real-world examples you can use immediately
Networking events with like-minded men
Confidence, body language & social fluency training
Certificate of Completion provided
Learn. Practice. Conquer.
Step-by-step training on how to navigate straight spaces with confidence and ease — from small talk to locker room talk.
What You'll Learn (With Specifics)
Small Talk Starters That Work Every Time
Talking About Sports (Without Knowing the Score)
Complimenting Guys (The Straight Way)
How to Talk About Women Convincingly
The Locker Room Playbook
Body Language & Mannerisms
The Voice & Tone Edit
Weekend Plans That Sound Masculine
Red Flag Radar: What Gives You Away
Real Scenarios. Real Skills.
Examples You'll Practice:
At the bar: striking up convos with a group of guys about the game
At the gym: joining in on bench talk & workout banter
At work: talking shop without overthinking social cues
On a date: how to convincingly flirt with a girl in the room
Out in public: at a BBQ, a tailgate, on a guys' trip, and more
Social media behavior that fits the straight guy mold
"I've been blending in since '09. Let me show you the ropes."
— Johnny, Head Instructor
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Open to men 18+ who want to fit in, stand tall & stay true to themselves.