Rolling Straight
Exclusive Interview
Johnny
Tells All
How one man learned to grill, nod, and never once say "fabulous" — the untold story of the convention that changed everything
The List
The 40 Greatest Straight-Acting Moments
From the Olive Garden Incident to the Monogrammed Towels. Ranked, debated, and deeply regretted.
Backstage Pass
Behind the Scenes at the Convention
What happens when the workshops end and the masks slip. Our reporter was there. He has regrets.
From the Interview
"I practiced the head nod in the mirror for three weeks. Up for friends. Down for strangers. I got it wrong once at a funeral and I still think about it."
#1 on the List
"That's what makes it special." — The four words that ended a man's entire straight-acting career. Our #1 pick.
Backstage
At 11:47 PM on Day 2, someone in the hotel lobby was humming "Popular" from the Wicked soundtrack. He stopped when he saw our reporter. He didn't stop soon enough.