April 2026 Issue
This Month in Cosmo
Everything you need to know about the Straight Act Survival Convention, the men who attend it, and the cargo shorts they refuse to take off.
Take the Quiz
Is He Straight or Just Really Good at It?
10 questions. Snarky reactions. A result you'll either screenshot or delete. No in-between.
Cover Story
67 Ways to Act Straight
(And Still Look Fabulous Doing It)
From handshake calibration to the perfect cargo short pocket count. The definitive guide.
Johnny's Confessions
"He Said No Homo 14 Times at Olive Garden"
Plus: Magic Mike behind The Godfather, prosciutto roses, and the Spotify Wrapped that almost ended everything.
Hot Take
His Spotify Wrapped Said Hyperpop. He Blamed His Girlfriend. He Doesn't Have a Girlfriend.
Style
Cargo Shorts: Fashion Crime or Power Move? We Asked 67 Men. All of Them Said Power Move.
Confession
He Told Brad He Had Beautiful Eyes. Brad's Eyes Are Brown. There Was No Recovery.
Also in This Issue
Entertainment
Rose Ceremony or Bro Ceremony?
Inside the reality show where the prize is Golden Cargo Shorts
Lifestyle
The Sigma Grindset: Is Your Man Faking It?
5 signs he Googled "how to be masculine" this morning
Event Guide
The Convention: Everything You Need to Know
April 10-12, 2026 -- GWU, Washington, DC